Dreams

Last night I had a dream.  It was a very very strange and incredibly long, at least longer than my normal dreams.  So basically I was in thie ghetto place that was all graffitied and I entered a wooden shack and crawled through some tight spaces kinda like Half life 2 crouching through small vent spaces and such.  Then coming to an opening I was found with wooden walls covering everywhere basically.  I go through and I turn a corner and there are just more wooden walls with another corner.  This was kinda of like a maze, but not.  I meet this old man who greets me but I dont remember much of that.  I just go on and then eventually i climb up a ladder to find myself surrounded by a cold damp stone walls, kinda like a ghetto prison.  And the old man also climbs up with me and suddenly this yeti, yes a friggen yeti, comes out of nowhere and throws a bench you see at parks at an opening but it crashes to the ground and misses the old guy and me.  And for some reason this yeti just spontaneously has unlimited park benches because it just keeps throwing it at us for no apparent reason.  And so I got restless and bored and so I somehow summed a broom and I became a witch or warlock?  and I bust down the wall of broken park benches and the yeti runs away in fear.  Then this beautiful girl comes around the stone wall and claps for me.  The girl kinda reminds me of kiki's delivery service, I'm not sure if you guys ever watched that movie but it was that girl, but like a lot prettier :D  And so naturally she is a witch and she like zooms away on her broom.  And I follow her into the sky and this is daylight and I can see her really far away, and sudeenly i'm flying after her on my broom but not exactly sitting on it.  I just held it in my hand and did a one handed superman stance fly.  And when I finally start to catch up to her, she takes a dive and dissapears in a hugeee pond below me that was dark water.  I get off my broom and i'm walking on the water only to try and find her.  I finally find her and she is small as a water bug just floating around and swimming away and i'm yelling KIKI!!! KIKI!! And she's just kinda not paying attention to me like she suddenly got possessed or something and kinda just ignores me.  I walk off sad that she ran away and as I'm walking on the water I see this purple eye on the surface of the water that looks like an egyption eye all ornamented and its eyeball looks at me and i'm pissed because this entity was the thing that was controlling Kiki and shrunk her to a water bug size and is ignoring me so I take my broom and totally smashes that thing only to realize that I can't really kill the eye because it's floating on water and I just get myself wet and the eye just floats on the water.  After like 5 hits on the eye the eye slowly starts to shrink me and I quickly try and get away from the water and as I am getting smaller and smaller I barely can reach the pond wall so I climb out.  I am now like midget sized and i'm back at the beginning of my dream near the ghetto graffitied place and I go into the shack hoping to see the girl again, crawl through the vents and all and appear at the wooden wall place.  I'm thinking... hmmm I should SAVE LOL wtf! And somehow I think "ESC" and suddenly this menu comes up before me and i'm like SAVE and the menu disappears following the words "your life as been saved..." and right when I see those words the old man finds me this time and he rushes at me and starts beating me with his hands like a mindless zombie and i'm just standing there absorbing the blows.  And then later this old lady comes behind the old man and starts screaming and shrieking really wildly and starts beating me too and all this time I can't feel anything and i'm just going... Can you guys please stop trying to hurt me? You can't.  I'm God.  

I seriously have some subliminal subconscious mind girl issues and issues about where I stand in life right now.  Help me out?